What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Tilt your screen back .

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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who do we all like george goodburn

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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