A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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how do you make a homosexual man have sex with a woman? shit in her vagina

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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I dont have a girlfriend

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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