Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Im gay What about you

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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