- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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