Knock knock Fuck off!

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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haha black people :D

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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