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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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