Your're racist.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Pickles are moist.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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