- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

i keep getting thumbs down...

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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