- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

i like turtles

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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