What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

... Chan chan

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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