- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Anyone can post anything.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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