It's all Taggart

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Anyone can post anything.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

there once was a frog with no leggs

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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