- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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