A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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why did the irishman, the englishman and the african man die? because i went on a violent killing spree, murdering everyone i saw

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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