- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

Pickle

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Women's rights

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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