- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Jews

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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