A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Vaginal secretions

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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