Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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