Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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