- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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