I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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