What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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