- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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