What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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