- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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