- Anti Joke

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

haha Otarts was here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

In soviet Russia...things are different

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

gingers

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you