No it doesnt..

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

9/11

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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