- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No it doesnt..

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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