How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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