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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Abortion.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Cancer

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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