- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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