Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Anti Joke

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