- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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