What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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