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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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