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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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