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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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