Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

... Chan chan

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

women's rights.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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