Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A American seeking into mexico

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What's half of 8? o

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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