- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

an emo girl walked into a white room

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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