Why was the black man eating fried chicken? He was on death row and it was his last meal request..

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

whats black? the colour

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Knock knock Fuck off!

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

haha black people :D

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