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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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