With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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