Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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black people

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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