- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

where do some birds live in? Earth

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

general tso's broccoli

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Penis

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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