Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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