- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Women's rights.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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