- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A paralysed man falls over.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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