- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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