The adventures of Helen Keller:

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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